Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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