the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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