I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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