Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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