After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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