your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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