New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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