Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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