we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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