when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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