Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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