i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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