o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I think your dad took our porno
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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