so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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