so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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