who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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