you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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