So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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