woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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