You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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