I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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