It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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