I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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