Sponge bath it is.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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