Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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