Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize