I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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