your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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