hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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