ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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