I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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