when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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