it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You took a bar mat shot.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I think people are normalizing furries
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
