My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i want to swaddle you in tequila
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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