We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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