It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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