Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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