Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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