well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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