his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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