We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Randomize
