accomplished twins. life is a go
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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