But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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