When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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