i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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