Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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