It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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