I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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