So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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