I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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