just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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