Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
