I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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