This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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