no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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