butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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