do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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