Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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