I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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