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I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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