Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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